I just unknowingly melted a hole in my skirt with a lit ember from the bong. I didn’t even know it had popped out until my thigh started burning! Damn. I ruined a skirt :-(

Hehe! I totally heard it in a southern accent too :-) And thanks!

nevver:

How to bend light

I want to do this with fat bodies.

Nope. Sorry. I rarely find the time/energy/motivation to make or edit videos. And they wouldn’t be porn videos either…it’d just be me talking.

If you mean a pic of your cock to my submissions page…then I’ll have to say that I don’t care. I won’t post your cock to my blog, but I’m not offended by receiving them.

Hell yes! That’s a seriously awesome compliment :-D Thank you. Xoxo

Thank you!

The AC in my condo is on the fritz and the repairman isn’t coming over until tomorrow. Eep! I hate sweating without a good (sexy) reason!

fatanarchy:

thumbcramps:

I’ve had enough.

I have a friend named Kaitlan: she’s beautiful and kind and is a great cosplayer, and she’s been getting these slipped under her apartment door for months.

I asked her if I could make this post because I’ve been seeing this happening and I just want something to be done. Whether it’s people supporting her or someone telling her how to get this to stop. How to get these people to get the punishment they deserve.

She has literally done anything that she knows to do. She even went to the police:

They told her to come back if it got more serious. What does that even MEAN? Apparently, someone has to actually kill themselves for this to be serious to the police. 

Apparently, this behavior is acceptable at Indiana University of PA. Apparently, this behavior is acceptable to the Indiana County Police. Apparently, bullying like this is completely acceptable until someone ends up dead.

I’m just absolutely infuriated right now. This should not go unpunished. Absolutely fucking not.

President Michael A. Driscoll

Phone: 724-357-2200

http://www.iup.edu/president/default.aspx

CALL THE PRESIDENT’S OFFICE AND DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO ABOUT THE BULLYING ON HIS CAMPUS IN THE NAME OF HIS SCHOOL.

queenofthesmileys:

laughterkey:

danforth:

computersong:

pixelclub:

毬藻 its alive! this marimo is about 6 years old. 

The bottom of Lake Akan in Hokkaido Japan is inhabited by miraculously spherical rare algae called “marimo.” In 1921 they were declared a “Japanese Natural Treasure” and the public’s interest in Marimo was stirred. Many Japanese have Marimo as pets in their homes and offices. They are beautifully soft and smooth like velvet and are very easy to care for. 

Marimo are happiest when they are in filtered water.
Just change their water once a week.

Marimo like baths!
Sometimes you will see cloudy bits of filth clinging to the Marimo. Simply run the marimo under the kitchen sink and he will be clean and very thankful.

Marimo can thrive wonderfully in artificial light but they do NOT like direct sun light. 
When you receive your Marimo it will probably float for a while on the surface, this is the Marimo’s natural way of getting lots of light and then once its had enough he will float down to the bottom. 

In the waters of lake Akan the Marimo bounce around in the lakes current and the current helps them grow into their nice spherical shape so they like to be poked, and moved around. This also helps them get even lighting. its perfectly safe to hold Marimo. Marimo are great pets for children.

Marimo grow 5mm a year and live to be over 100!

Look no further, the Marimo i care for are the greenest and healthiest.
no chemicals are used in their aquarium. 

(via Giant Japanese Marimo Moss Ball by MilkyLeaf on Etsy)

Is this real

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marimo

Aaand I just bought some of these little guys.

I’m seriously considering getting one in a couple months or so. THEY’RE SO CUTE AHH

ivorylovelust:

ivorylovelust:

I pretty much have the best pals ever

Seriously tho, check out these babes!

midwest-monster:

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman. 

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

This rules.

emmellie:

paragonpostcards:

Literally the American employment system.

OH GOD

I’m not sure how much time “hard” entails. Orgasms, for me, are very mental. Everything can feel AMAZING, but if my head isn’t in the moment I will not reach orgasm.

First thing’s first. Most women do not orgasm from penetration only. I’ve only experienced it a handful of times. Our clits shares the same sort of nerve clusters that the head of the penis does. Think about trying to come without touching the head of your cock…sounds arduous, doesn’t it?

Buuuut…

I think for some big women, there is a mental block due to feeling self-conscious or uncomfortable with the naked intimacy of sex. They are focusing so hard on whether they are “sexy enough” that it can be difficult to hone in on the act of reaching climax. So make sure she feels comfortable, first of all. You want her to know how sexy you think she is. That you love the sight, sound, touch, taste, scent of her and it drives you wild. I hope that might open her up to receive your pleasure.

Also, do not be afraid of a good old fashion vibrator or other toys. Maybe she needs very specific pressure on her clit and that is very hard to communicate and replicate with a tongue. Give her the vibe to use and you get to work with your fingers, a dildo, your penis, or whatever else she fancies. Plus, you get to watch her lady bits writhe and pulse with pleasure and it can be quite a show!

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And thanks, deary!